A Rat's Tale

Rattrap leaned back in his chair with a smirk. Finally his luck was changing after being stranded on this unknown planet for so long. It had been cycles since he had come in contact with a femme, or female. He was glad to know he still had the ol' Rattrap charm with women. Or so he'd like to think. Of course having a stranger come to his world meant he had to use those great Rattrap skills of his. Which meant keeping Optimus Primal and the crew from finding out about his guest.

Slag. Slag!

Easy, you're looking at him.

Stinkin' virus.

STiNkin vIruS aT DrAmADuCK *bzzrt* oH sURe eYe geEt fRagIN rIFle TwO sTop sHoOtInG at Meh, bUt noW eYe'm gLitCHed! yOuR'S tRUlY iS sTIll a *bzzrt* gLitChmOuSE! dIs isN'T gOOd...

That genderswapping virus that went around? Yours truly got it from Grimlock. Yeah, yeah laugh it up. Stupid kharma. This is the thanks I get after being here for a year? Turned into a femme bot? Yeeesh! Hiding out in Grimlock's world until this wears off. No way I'm letting the Maximals see me like this!

((ooc: Rattrap tried to fix the gender virus that Grimlock had here. It backfired and now Rattrap is stuck with it for a while. I know the virus is long past, but I'm an evil mun and Rattrap finally got what was coming to him. Feel free to laugh at him!))

( Chained to a Velociraptor quiz )

You people and your quizzes. Thinking you can out smart a Velociraptor. I bet none of you could take on Dinobot. Hehehehe! I'd like to see you try! Would make my day! [[not hackable]]

Heh...

That party was...kinda cool. Gotta get myself out more. Now I can brag to Boss Monkey and the gang that I got to see the Autobots. Eh, besides Cheetor.

How's about "Galatic Hero"? "Brains of the outfit"? "Better than you"?

Anything but "the fuzzy one" or "he finally shut up." That ever happens, expect a rifle shoved up your port from beyond the matrix!

((ooc: Sprang from this post because Rattrap can't keep his trap shut.))

Rattrap slammed his fist down on the machine's keyboard after logging off of his LJ, fuzzyrat. He couldn't believe he was tricked into watching a baby bot. Not just any robot either, but Grimlock, one of his ancestors, who somehow managed to turn back his systems and become a tiny sparkling younger than him. Not even a cycle passed after asking for a "worldhop" when something appeared and made Rattrap twirl his chair around.

"Well look what stomped in." Rattrap remarked.

Wrote some quick drabble fics relating to Beast Wars and Rattrap. The topics include: garbage, banana peel, and glue. Hopefully they are decent enough to read. Cut for your convenience.

( Drabble One: Garbage )

( Drabble Two: Banana Peel )

( Drabble Three: Glue )

You'd think it'd be 'ol Chopperface I was mad at wouldn't ya? Sorry to burst your thrusters, but it ain't. It's the She-Spider. That Blackarachnia shot my right arm unit right off. Oh suuuure I could just reattach that baby right back on...

If I had it with me!! Lost the slagging thing!!! Typing with one hand is not cool. Neither is being footless when in beast mode.

This ain't right. A kitty just don't disappear out of thin air. If our systems were online maybe we could search for a lead or somethin', but Rhinox is still reparin' it. Who knows how long that'll take. [sighing]

Cheetor, if you're out there, look at the mess ya caused this time ya hairball! Get your keaster back to base!

[Dinobot is heard in the background snarling and telling Rattrap to move it.]

And if Optimus won't have words with you when you come back, I will!

[/end transmission - user fuzzyrat logged off]

[Rustling, shuffling, and small tinkering sounds can be heard followed by a fancy beep sound.]

Ehhh, how do I know if this things even...oh! Hey-hey it's workin'! I'm a genius! Comm link connection to my journal a success! At least I can send communication sooomewhere.

Er, now--

CHEETOR YOU BIG ROBO KITTY WHERE IS YOUR HIDE?!!! I'VE BEEN SCOURIN' EVERY GRID LOCATION FOR YOU! ANSWER ME! I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE SOMEWHERE! THIS AIN'T NO GAME!


[sounds of mumbling]

Can't believe I'm wastin' my time. Just had to go missin' at the wrong time...

[/end voice post]

((Happens after this post))

( cut for convenience )

 

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So that, eh, "Vaal-een-tine" stuff...

That how you get the 'girls' ?

Haha, I am so late on this meme. Dork = me. Will try to do Pinky and Timon later.

( 20 Facts You May or May Not Know About Rattrap )

Cheetor, what in the name of my cable wires is this ?? He's even got our Optimus!

He's a rin tin tin for Prime's sake!


((strikes hackable if needed))

Rattrap, Silverbolt, Quickstrike, and Waspinator say: "JOIN US!"

Sorry for spamming friends list if you don't want to see, but what better way to pimp Beast Wars? WE NEED MORE BEAST WARS! Please? Come on you know you want to app for one! Who doesn't like cheez-its bribery?

Edit: We can help with ze icons and ze info. No cost of Cheeze-It's needed ^-^

Find one music video of your character or series that they're from that you particularly like and post it below a cut

Not as many good Beast Wars amvs out there especially for my rat. So here, have a particle rat.

( particle rat )

And for my other rat, Pinky something simple.

( Bad Day )