A Rat's Tale

[Ah Delta Quadrant is so lovely with its rigid, rocky terrain, dead tree limbs, swamp-like atmosphere, and bubbling mud. Perfect for swimming in the mud holes. Rattrap is in his beast mode and prances a bit to a mud hole he thinks looks good. He pokes his foot in it to test the temperature. This one is juuuuuust right.]

[Rattrap is sitting at the table set with Energon cubes and two beakers filled with a strange liquid. He is still large for his size, but has the smaller, less stronger, Energon cubes. He taps his fingers on the table and checks his internal bios systems again for the time. He sighs.]

"That slow-bot."

((Here you go Starscream-mun. No rush on tagging. Take your time if you need to. :) ))

I'm back on the Axalon. I, uh, sort of forgot how big I was though. Thought 'ol Pop Ops' processors were about to overload when he saw me. I just told them I had a freak accident with some unstable energon. That'll keep them busy for a while.

Now to find me some Preds to beat up...

♥ Family - Would actually risk his hide to save you.
♥ Very Close/Trusting Friend - Likes being around you and might somewhat care for you.
♥ Teammate/Buddy - Tolerates, maybe even respects, you and would generally work well with you. You are prone to his snarking however.
♥ Acquaintance - Talks to you from time to time.
♥ Annoyed by you - You probably act like Waspinator. You haven't done anything outright to piss him off, but he still doesn't like you very much.
♥ Hates you - You're probably a Decepticon/Predacon or associate with them. That, or you tick him off.
♥ FUSION RIFLE TO YOUR HEAD NAO!

( The list )

Pleeeeease let me know if I forgot you! T_T

Maaan, the dames don't know what they're missing out on. Come on! 15 feet of good looking steel here. Instead they run at the sight of me and call me a freak. It's been stellar cycles since I've been out with the ladies. Getting rusty. Or...they're just not use to my organic side yet. Come on my fur is soft.

((ooc: He's still on Jetfire's world and still twice as large as his normal size. He's not having the best of luck with girls at the moment. ))

Effective starting the 22nd until the 28th I will be on hiatus. This effects:

ya_mooks Timon and fuzzyrat Rattrap.

Rattrap is currently a big-bot now thanks to Eris. When I get back there will be Rattrap big-bot flouncing around times. XD

[A very drunk Rattrap. His voice is slurring.]

Dear log,

[chuckles because he thinks it's funny]

I'm on Cybertron with Jetfire drinking energon until my systems shut down. Oh yeah good old Cybertron. Eat slag, Dinobot! Your's truly is on Cybetron...whether it's ours or not....and yooouuuurr not. Heh heh heh!

[a bit of stumbling is heard then silence for a few seconds.]

Oh man, course everyone here's gotta be ten times bigger than 'dis rat. Maaaan if I were big, I'd get all the dames and I could crush 'ol Pruneface. Yeah I wish I was 20 feet tall.

Rattrap leaned back in his chair with a smirk. Finally his luck was changing after being stranded on this unknown planet for so long. It had been cycles since he had come in contact with a femme, or female. He was glad to know he still had the ol' Rattrap charm with women. Or so he'd like to think. Of course having a stranger come to his world meant he had to use those great Rattrap skills of his. Which meant keeping Optimus Primal and the crew from finding out about his guest.

Slag. Slag!

Easy, you're looking at him.

Stinkin' virus.

STiNkin vIruS aT DrAmADuCK *bzzrt* oH sURe eYe geEt fRagIN rIFle TwO sTop sHoOtInG at Meh, bUt noW eYe'm gLitCHed! yOuR'S tRUlY iS sTIll a *bzzrt* gLitChmOuSE! dIs isN'T gOOd...

That genderswapping virus that went around? Yours truly got it from Grimlock. Yeah, yeah laugh it up. Stupid kharma. This is the thanks I get after being here for a year? Turned into a femme bot? Yeeesh! Hiding out in Grimlock's world until this wears off. No way I'm letting the Maximals see me like this!

((ooc: Rattrap tried to fix the gender virus that Grimlock had here. It backfired and now Rattrap is stuck with it for a while. I know the virus is long past, but I'm an evil mun and Rattrap finally got what was coming to him. Feel free to laugh at him!))

( Chained to a Velociraptor quiz )

You people and your quizzes. Thinking you can out smart a Velociraptor. I bet none of you could take on Dinobot. Hehehehe! I'd like to see you try! Would make my day! [[not hackable]]

Heh...

That party was...kinda cool. Gotta get myself out more. Now I can brag to Boss Monkey and the gang that I got to see the Autobots. Eh, besides Cheetor.

How's about "Galatic Hero"? "Brains of the outfit"? "Better than you"?

Anything but "the fuzzy one" or "he finally shut up." That ever happens, expect a rifle shoved up your port from beyond the matrix!

((ooc: Sprang from this post because Rattrap can't keep his trap shut.))

Rattrap slammed his fist down on the machine's keyboard after logging off of his LJ, fuzzyrat. He couldn't believe he was tricked into watching a baby bot. Not just any robot either, but Grimlock, one of his ancestors, who somehow managed to turn back his systems and become a tiny sparkling younger than him. Not even a cycle passed after asking for a "worldhop" when something appeared and made Rattrap twirl his chair around.

"Well look what stomped in." Rattrap remarked.

Wrote some quick drabble fics relating to Beast Wars and Rattrap. The topics include: garbage, banana peel, and glue. Hopefully they are decent enough to read. Cut for your convenience.

( Drabble One: Garbage )

( Drabble Two: Banana Peel )

( Drabble Three: Glue )

You'd think it'd be 'ol Chopperface I was mad at wouldn't ya? Sorry to burst your thrusters, but it ain't. It's the She-Spider. That Blackarachnia shot my right arm unit right off. Oh suuuure I could just reattach that baby right back on...

If I had it with me!! Lost the slagging thing!!! Typing with one hand is not cool. Neither is being footless when in beast mode.

This ain't right. A kitty just don't disappear out of thin air. If our systems were online maybe we could search for a lead or somethin', but Rhinox is still reparin' it. Who knows how long that'll take. [sighing]

Cheetor, if you're out there, look at the mess ya caused this time ya hairball! Get your keaster back to base!

[Dinobot is heard in the background snarling and telling Rattrap to move it.]

And if Optimus won't have words with you when you come back, I will!

[/end transmission - user fuzzyrat logged off]